What happens when you cut the tree the villager is hiding.
I F O U N D Y O U M O T H E R F U C K E R
i thought it was going to be waiting for the bus i was so wrong
I just spit soda all over the computer screen, this was NOT what I expected,
this wasn’t what i thought it would be but everything i wanted
A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
not giving a fuck
i thought this was dave strider for a full twenty seconds.
Arthur: I’m not a regular king. I’m a cool king.
Gwen: ………don’t do that.
Wow Jade Harely looks good in violet
I stared at this for a few seconds but once I got it, I chuckled.
Don’t take puns for granite.
These jokes just keep getting boulder.
i don’t know, they’re kind of a lode of schist.
It’s all downhill from here
Tavros Nitram AKA Comedy God
I’LL NEVER NOT REBLOG